Tortilla Pizza - You Suck at Cooking (episode 58)
Pizza. The ultimate open-faced sandwich.
Use parchment paper or non stick spray.
Slap down a tortilla shell with intention.
Spread some tomato sauce or pesto with vagueness.
Add mozzarella or a mozza-anything combo with passion.
Add various ingredients with indifference.
Cook until the cheese is blistering from the physics.
Cool until you are out of danger.
Eat until the pizza is gone.